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2073:

money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference

asshokim:

she’s so thirsty that even her blood type is D

caseyanthonyofficial:

I just invented a new word:

Plagiarism

bussykiller:

precumming:

what if you got a dollar for everytime you masturbated 

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scarlettjohanssonflawless:

" You work hard making independent films for fourteen years and you get voted best breasts. ” Scarlett Johansson.

scarlettjohanssonflawless:

" You work hard making independent films for fourteen years and you get voted best breasts.Scarlett Johansson.

ermathursty:

saw this tip jar at my Dairy Queen today and lost it at tipiosa

ermathursty:

saw this tip jar at my Dairy Queen today and lost it at tipiosa

Trying to act normal around someone I like